alt-j:

kim kardashian has been playing her own game interacting with herself in a video game

alt-j:

kim kardashian has been playing her own game interacting with herself in a video game

Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe! (July 23, 1989)

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

get to know me meme: ten male characters ♦ ron weasley

↳ “Well, what Harry said is the most useful if we’re trying to tell them apart! When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we’re going to be having a look to see if its solid, aren’t we, we’re not going to be asking, ‘Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?’”

"I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse."
2 am thoughts (via brokenboob) ←
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

savegirlsfromgettingtheirnudesleakedbycrustyboys2k14
"I guess"
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife) ←