‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
Our christmas tree is better than your christmas tree
Doctor who ?
So I have at Target with my dad when I wondered around and saw this…
Its Ryan Fucking Gosling on a Diary … It even says stuff inside it
IT GETS BETTER
THIS DIARY ACTUALLY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU AND HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY.
IT ALSO GIVES YOU ITS OWN BUBBLE TO WRITE YOUR OWN COMPLIMENT YO YOURSELF.
a mighty neeeed
i fuckin love shitty rip-offs of toys because
look at these fuckers
and it’s not even limited to toys like
god i love these things
I ONLY POSTED THIS LAST NIGHT WHAT THE SHIT GUYS
How could you forget morgan freeman
Or the Sense of Right Alliance?
one of these things is not like the other
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
My ideal card tho
someBODY once ASKED could I spare somechangefor GAS I gotta getmyselfaway from this plaaayyyyyceee. I said YEP wutta conCEPT I could usealittle fuel myself and we could ALL use a little cheeeeaaaaAAANNGGE.
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
what do you mean LGBTA doesn’t stand for Loving Gentle Brilliant Tremendous Ally
walking into the supernatural writing office like