snorlaxatives: feeling sad sucks wtf who even invented feelings
Tumblr: complains about taylor swift slutshaming
Tumblr: slutshames taylor swift for having so many boyfriends
rneerkat: rneerkat: how do u address the meme king u madjesty
theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work I want this on a shirt.
ep1c: ep1c: shine bright like a dolphin
rnedia: my nickname in middle school was “who?”
foreveralone-lyguy: re-dunk-ulous: foreveralone-lyguy: people that say heck instead of hell or fudge instead of fuck scare me Darnit I fudging scare you. I only do it in front of teachers and shit. SOo, I can look like a good girl ^_^ in the words of Fall Out Boy,
thelilnan: holy-punk: how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old the Gatsby jokes are getting really weird
the-vashta-nerada: can touchscreens feel us
breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did my van gogh”
dignitea: feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
rnedia: trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
transhumanisticpanspermia: rnackenzie: how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature “hello, it is time for you to become adult. sign here.” *profuse sweating*
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
slloths: *gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
snapchatting: romantic playlist for that special someone Bring Me To Life - Evanescence Pitbull just anything by Pitbull Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version) a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
sodamnrelatable: “mom im so bored” “you can do your homework!”
hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
In order to fly, you have to let go of the world you’re hanging on to.– Kurek Ashley (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
kikotchi: everyone would be a lot happier if they played mario kart every day.
klefable: i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’
rneerkat: reignwithachanceofheil: smilingemoticon: rneerkat: rneerkat: whats a librarians favorite color read go home new zealand what does that comment even mean im from the united states
I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep...– Sylvia Plath. (via theburnthatkeepseverything)
Reblog if you consider Ten your Doctor.
onginalmaz: I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration. For Nine. For Eleven.
221books: hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito you make a valid argument.