May 2013
snorlaxatives:
feeling sad sucks wtf who even invented feelings
Tumblr: complains about taylor swift slutshaming
Tumblr: slutshames taylor swift for having so many boyfriends
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
how do u address the meme king
u madjesty
theweepyfox:
geometricdeathtrap:
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
ep1c:
ep1c:
shine bright like a dolphin
rnedia:
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
foreveralone-lyguy:
re-dunk-ulous:
foreveralone-lyguy:
people that say heck instead of hell or fudge instead of fuck scare me
Darnit I fudging scare you. I only do it in front of teachers and shit. SOo, I can look like a good girl ^_^
in the words of Fall Out Boy,
thelilnan:
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
the Gatsby jokes are getting really weird
the-vashta-nerada:
can touchscreens feel us
breadboxes:
breadboxes:
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
dignitea:
feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
rnedia:
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
sirseahorse:
stabsinthe:
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
transhumanisticpanspermia:
rnackenzie:
how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
“hello, it is time for you to become adult. sign here.”
*profuse sweating*
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
slloths:
*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
snapchatting:
romantic playlist for that special someone
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe
Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
sodamnrelatable:
“mom im so bored”
“you can do your homework!”
hf748get9wihq:
if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
“In order to fly, you have to let go of the world you’re hanging on to.”
– Kurek Ashley (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
kikotchi:
everyone would be a lot happier if they played mario kart every day.
1 tag
klefable:
i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’
rneerkat:
reignwithachanceofheil:
smilingemoticon:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
whats a librarians favorite color
read
go home new zealand
what does that comment even mean im from the united states
“I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep...”
– Sylvia Plath. (via theburnthatkeepseverything)
Reblog if you consider Ten your Doctor.
onginalmaz:
I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration.
For Nine.
For Eleven.
1 tag
221books:
hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
you make a valid argument.
